Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tag, Your Suspended!


A Virginia school has outlawed touching. Left Bank Press applauds this brave decision. There is no such thing as a simple, friendly touch.
Touching has consequences.
Our children need to know that contact of any kind can lead to fornication or death. Our colleagues at the Washington Post cover more of this fascinating story here.

Monday, June 18, 2007

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Wikipedia is Dead



Wikipedia has announced today in conjuction with Google, that every shred of information on or near planet Earth has been serialized, indexed, stamped, filed and otherwise catalogued.

Go home.

Nothing will ever happen again.

This time period starting now will be known as the afterlife or post wiki existence.

This announcement is the last bit of information you will ever need.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Nieves Rebolledo Vila: Bebe



She hails from Valencia Spain where her parents were executed when she was a child. They were part of the ultra radical folk group known simply as "Surberina". Her name: Nieves Rebolledo Vila. The world knows her as "Bebe". She won best new artist at the 2005 Latin Grammy Awards. The song is "Malo". She now resides on death row.

Watch the video, aqui.

Lyrics por "Malo"

Apareciste una noche fría,
con olor a tabaco sucio y a ginebra
el miedo ya me recorría
mientras cruzaba los deditos tras la puerta.
Tu carita de niño guapo
se la ha ido comiendo el tiempo por tus venas,
y tu inseguridad machista
se refleja cada día en mis lagrimitas.

Una vez más no por favor que estoy cansada y no puedo con el corazón.
Una vez más no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen.
Una vez mas no por favor que estoy cansada y no puedo con el corazón.
Una vez más no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen.

Voy a volverme como el fuego
voy a quemar tu puño de acero
y del morao de mis mejillas saldrá el valor
para cobrarme las heridas.
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres.

El dia es gris cuando tu estás,
y el sol vuelve a salir cuando te vas
y la penita de mi corazón
yo me la tengo que tragar con el fogón.
mi carita de niña linda
se ha ido envejeciendo en el silencio.
cada vez que me dices puta
se hace tu cerebro más pequeño.

Una vez más no por favor que estoy cansaa y no puedo con el corazón.
Una vez más no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen
Una vez más no por favor que estoy cansada y no puedo con el corazón.
Una vez más no mi amor por favor,
no grites que los niños duermen.

Voy a volverme como el fuego
voy a quemar tus puño de acero
y del morao de mis mejillas saldrá el valor
para cobrarme las heridas.
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres.

Voy a volverme como el fuego
voy a quemar tus puño de acero
y del morao de mis mejillas saldrá el valor
para cobrarme las heridas.
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres
Malo, malo, malo eres
no se daña quien se quiere, no
tonto, tonto, tonto eres
no te pienses mejor que las mujeres.

malo, malo eres,
malo eres, porque quieres...
malo, malo eres...
no me chilles, que me duele...

eres débil y eres malo,
y no te pienses mejor que yo ni que nadie...
y ahora yo me fumo un cigarrito
y te echo el humo en el corazoncito...
porque, malo malo eres, tú...
malo, malo eres,sí...
malo, malo eres, siempre...
malo, malo eres...

-Bebe

People You Should Know: Feist


Everything note she hits is timeless, jazzy, smooth, and delicious. If you don't listen her already, you damn well should. You can here.

Friday, June 08, 2007

What Price, Justice?


In a clear indication that our celebrity justice system is in crisis, Left Bank Press brings you this headline: A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports